Greetings, Internet! Trigger Warning: The following post contains mature language and content. I am 33 now (Jesus Year!), so I have lived some life, and I care less about offending people with my potty mouth. I’d probably rate this post PG-13. It’s also very long, so don’t feel badly about skipping it or giving up […]Read More Secrets, Secrets Are No Fun: 2017 RECAP!
Happy Monday, Kosbie Fans! For those of you who’ve read my Halloween post from a few years ago, you know that when I was a 7th grader, I went to my school’s Halloween dance dressed as Uncle Fester. Just so you all know that I’m not making this stuff up, I present the following evidence, […]Read More Halloween Post – Update!
What I say: What Kosbie hears: End result:Read More Lost In Translation
Hey friends! I’ve been trying my hand at sketch comedy writing this year, and here’s one of my first sketches. I wrote and acted in this one with Dysfunctional Figurines. Hope you like it! I was trying to see how many Russian puns I could get in once sketch.Read More Iron Maiden
Y’all. THIS. EXISTS. That’s my arm. I am not tiny. What is wrong with America?! Note the “Slice and Share,” probably added so that MARS wouldn’t be sued by some poor fool who might actually buy this as one-person snack. It’s so heavy – it feels like a bag of rice. I totally bought it.* […]Read More Sasquatch Snickers
So the other day I went to the Caribou Coffee with my super, awesome friend VA (yeah, her name is Virginia but I type it VA – keep up, slugs) and while we were there, I grabbed the latest edition of “Coffee News.” For those you who don’t know about “Coffee News,” I suggest you stop […]Read More Written in the stars!
For the dozens (ok, 2) of you who panicked (alright, fine! not panicked…noticed) when you didn’t get a new Kosbie Show post today – don’t worry! I’m alive. I’m on a personal adventure right now, but I’ll be back posting regularly later this week with tales of my adventure! Just to entice you, it involves […]Read More Be Back Soon!