If you’re one of 3 people who reads this blog (Hi, Sam!), you’ve probably been up late wrestling with one question for the past year: Why hasn’t The Kosbie Show posted an updated in so long? Instead of giving you a direct answer, I’ve cooked up some
excuses conspiracy theories! Just call me Mel Gibson. (Pre-2002 Mel Gibson. Oh, Mel from Braveheart/The Patriot/Maverick! Where did you go?! Where you ever real? Probably not.). Here are the top 4 conspiracy theories about why there hasn’t been an update on this blog in so long. To find out if a theory is true or not, hover over the image that follows.
- Kosbie has taken over – the dog is in control now and has forbidden me to update this blog because she claims that I only use it as a way to embarrass her on the internet.
- I have run out of material to blog about – maybe over the past months, my life has slowed down, and I have ceased to do anything embarrassing/funny/interesting/humiliating?? That is what this blog is all about.
- Maturity. Perhaps over the past year or so, I have realized that living my life is more important that writing about my life. Maybe I have renounced the internet and blogs and social media because I am older and wiser and don’t feel the need to chronicle every moment of my life. Isn’t that what’s wrong with my generation? I mean, who cares, right?
- El Niño. That tricksy band of anomalously warm ocean water temperatures has been blamed for much worse than this. Maybe it’s a force of nature that’s kept me from blogging all the time? Isn’t that the only rational explanation for my blog silence??
Have no fear, Kosbie fans. I feel a change in the weather coming…we won’t be living in the shadow of the tyrant El Niño for very much longer…